mysecretstrength:

I am not anti-social, I am selectively social. 

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braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

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stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

that’s is clearly not science.

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thecaptains-steaz:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

me 100%

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